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Faced by a rampaging rhino or stuck upside down in a wheelie bin or under attack by an unsupervised fork
- could you survive?
"Health & Safety can be challenging; I’m here to help. My first priority is to reduce anxiety and to develop you into a cautious, yet confident, accident avoiding citizen"
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Cutlery Safety
Awareness
"Forking good health and safety-based comedy has tears rolling down cheeks"
★★★★
TheWeeReview.com
Safety
Workshop

"This is a must-see show for anyone with a strong sense of the ridiculous"
★★★★
SGFringe.com

Safety
Consultancy
"It is a well-honed performance that is, above all, good, silly fun"
★★★★
TheReviewsHub.com
Podcast & Social


"This is a show to truly fall in love with and laugh a lot while doing so."
★★★★
YoungPerspective.net
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